Sunday Worship- Spanx
Danika Brysha
At some point in the last couple years I graduated from one pair of nude colored, shorts-style Spanx to having a drawer of them fuller than the one holding my padded bras and sorority T-shirts. Some people go to a therapist to keep themselves in order and feel their best... I wear Spanx. Please join me in saying a hymn for one of the saints in my life...
Dear Spanx:
I can't thank you enough Without you I'd be a mess I'm reminded of your beauty In my bodycon dress I would do anything for your love Like a fraternity pledger People are starting to catch on Like Lululemon and Herve Leger But no one can replace you How you look at me is so cute And I love those little hot pockets You leave loosely for my glutes Celebs even love you Think of all those hot bodies you wrap Like Kim, Eva, and Beyonce And that girl from Parent Trap My days can be challenging But you make life so worth living I can binge eat Chipotle And you're still so forgiving So I stayed home from the gym Eating Doritos on the couch But you didn't hold it against me And still smoothed my belly pouch When I last checked your site I just couldn't believe it You now make Spanx for Men! I'm sure he really needs it You suck everything in tightly And make a perfect package out of me Like those genius Vacuum Bags I always see on QVC When I have to look sexy, You're somebody I can rely on It's the most love I've ever felt For a blend of Lycra and Nylon So here in conclusion From my perfectly shaped thigh Keep up all the hard work You're a hell of a guy! Amen.